are you still at the devil's house?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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