Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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