What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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