Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
