She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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