I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
