My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
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I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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