So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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