Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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