When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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