well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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