Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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