Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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