How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There r osticjed everywhere
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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