honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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