I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
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I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
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Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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