What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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