If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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