I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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