yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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