is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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