He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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