No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
