i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
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Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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