Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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