i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
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He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
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