im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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