Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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