best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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