I wish i was in the wii world.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
i now understand why vodka
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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