there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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