Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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