He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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