I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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