He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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