Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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