he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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