she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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