so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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