I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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