just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
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If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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