dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
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I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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