in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
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its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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