My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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