make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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