what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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