Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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