I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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