It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs