the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
21 People Reveal The Most Embarrassing Secrets They Know About Someone
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it