I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
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Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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