The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
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the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
areolas are like halos for boobs.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.