you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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