Why are handjobs necessary in class?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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