The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Randomize
