Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
My life is pants optional.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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