I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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