so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
