there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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